Day 483: Do not enter … really

I gave a panhandler a good laugh today. Not on purpose, mind you. I walked up to the grocery store and he was sitting on the sidewalk holding out his paper cup.

“Hey, how ya doin’?” he said.

“Doing well,” I replied. “How about you?”

“I’ve been better,” he sighed.

And I proceeded to walk up to the automatic exit doors and – as I was entering – they didn’t open, and I almost bonked my head.

He let out a raspy guffaw. “Wrong door,” he said, still chuckling.

“Thanks,” I said.

I also contributed to his cup on the way out, but I bet he’d have preferred a well placed banana peel….

P.S. Speaking of doors … here’s a compendium of every Kramer entrance on Seinfeld in chronological order (credit: tylercreviston). Enjoy!

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